When I was in second grade I
wrote and illustrated my autobiography in a black and
white marble notebook. At the time, not much had happened
so I had to glorify a few events, like my thrill over
Dad bringing home that prima donna of a stray cat (Sorry,
Slinky) and I ran out of space when it came time to
illustrate the seven members of my family, all with
fat, inflated hands that rolled off the page. (Please,
Mom, don't ever run those pictures by my therapist.)
So many years later, I'm still
running out of space without a whole lot more to tell.
Suffice it to say, I would still like to illustrate
and inflate my parents and four siblings, Denise, Larry,
Maureen and Jack, who know how to squeeze the most out
of a moment (and the last drops out of a bottle of expensive
cabernet.)
And I must thank my Mom for
plucking my sister and me from grade school to ride
the Wednesday special train to New York City, where
we regularly proceeded to run out of cash shopping for
fab clothing and eating appetizers at Maxwell's Plum
so that we could enjoy the ambiance. Not to mention
the annual December shopping trip during which the women
in my family take Manhattan by storm (or by American
Express.) Hugs and kisses to the ladies in the family
for grooming me for such a fun pursuit. From the shopping
trips with Granny in Detroit to the Broadway shows with
Aunt Roz in New York and various other excursions with
Mom and my sisters through galleries, shops, and eateries
in Paris, London, Rome, Copenhagen, Berlin…is it any
wonder that I'm a city girl and happy chick-lit writer?
But you say you want details?
Those pesky details. I grew
up in suburban Maryland, on the periphery of Washington,
D.C. politics and just down the beltway from the scenic
renaissance overtaking the neighborhoods of Baltimore.
Desperate to hop to a bigger pond, I attended Wagner
College in Staten Island, New York, where I majored
in music, then theater, then English. What can I say?
I've got some pipes, but my father didn't have much
confidence in my ability to sing away student loans.
After graduation I stayed in
New York where I begged my way into an editorial assistant's
desk at Simon & Schuster. Over the years I managed to
climb the editorial ladder, despite a boss who persistently
thunked my knuckles off each rung. (Had to share that!)
My first novel, written with
a partner, was a teen romance that broke the mold with
a gay character. After that I ghosted various teen books
- including a few mysteries about a Titian-haired teen
detective - and dabbled in free-lance editing. When
my friend and esteemed editor John Scognamiglio teased
me with the chance to write women's "chick-lit" fiction
in the footsteps of Helen Fielding's walloping beauty
Bridget Jones's Diary, I couldn't resist trying.
Here's to the Bridget in all
of us; may we weigh less tomorrow, find love by Christmas,
and always cherish our Urban Dysfunctional Family of
Friends.
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